Read an excerpt from guest blogger and shoe enthusiast - Whitney Cummings!  Read Whitney's whole blog here...

"I’m about to solve your problems. There is a company now where you can DESIGN YOUR OWN SHOE. Milkandhoneyshoes.com. You can make whatever you want. Make up any shoe in your head and you can have it. Are you processing this? I am not kidding. You can pick the heel height, if you want straps, to add a platform, any fabric you want and any color you want. YOU CAN ADD A BOW. You guys know how much I love bows in both ironic and non-ironic ways. Could this be more amazing and life changing? Ladies, take a second to enjoy that orgasm you’re having before you continue reading. Guys, if you get a gift certificate to this site for your woman, you too can have an orgasm in your future.

"I went to the site and made a replica of my favorite shoes I got like 5 years ago that I love but they were all busted up with vomit and tear stains. So at this site I made the exact same shoe since the brand doesn’t make it anymore. 

"That’s power. I wore the pair on The Tonight Show when Conan was hosting. I don’t know if you can see them but they are light and dark purple. And they have a two inch heel since my health insurance isn’t especially awesome and I can’t be fucking around with super high heels. I mean, Fergie must have great health insurance. 

"And in this photo you can’t really see her but Bryce Dallas Howard’s engagement ring is SO big. I guess that’s what happens when you have a good childhood and don’t wear sweatpants on dates."

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